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This piece aims to provide a glimpse into CoinDesk's present mindset - an endeavor we aspire to make a regular occurrence. The organization has recently undergone the unfortunate necessity of reducing its team of exceptional journalists and editors specializing in crypto coverage. Regrettably, this decision has cast a pall over the atmosphere, leaving no one within these walls in a state of contentment.

Can the situation get any worse? It's difficult to conceive. However, we can find solace in the fact that we're not at the rock bottom like Sam Bankman-Fried, the shamed creator of FTX, who was recently incarcerated in one of the most notorious U.S. prisons due to his violation of bail terms.

Revealing his ex-girlfriend and colleague Caroline Ellison's diary might be an unexpectedly positive outcome from the once-admired media figure's regrettable act of pettiness. This incident sheds light on the previously wealthy billionaire, now struggling with anxiety and resorting to pill consumption and unusual coping mechanisms like salt intake.

Portions of Ellison's statement during the upcoming trial in October might feature her documented compilation titled “Things Sam is Freaking Out About” which seemingly encompassed financial difficulties and unfavorable media coverage. Oh, Sam, had you only been aware of the profound predicament you were inadvertently delving into.

Paying tribute to Ellison and SBF, CoinDesk opted to immortalize a few of the matters that have us deeply concerned. Hopefully, this won't find its way into legal proceedings against us — our financial judgment might be lacking, but it's not of a criminal nature.

Freaking out about

The DeGods airdrop

The SEC Has No Idea How to Regulate Crypto

JOB SECURITY!

Air-conditioning

Air travel

Mold at MDC, SBF’s new home

Saying goodbye

What is room temp?

Getting replaced by Grammarly

Wasted time on hype around things like AI and LK-99

Humanity’s collective hours spent on YouTube

HBO mashup How To with John Adams

The death of print

The death of my mint plant

Inbox: 32,124 unread

Shibarium says the bridge is fine

$1 billion liquidated in a flash crash: blockchain circuit breakers?

Why does no one say Jiminy Cricket anymore?

My god, a cricket deuteragonist!

Who's going to a 9:30 A.M. screening of “Barbie?”

Life’s imponderables

SEC view on regulating and crypto’s view differs wildly

Lunch munch

Bryan Johnson’s lithium intake

Zeke Faux on pig butchering schemes

“White noise” podcasts

Elon Musk accidentally makes all draft tweets public

How to get a Polygon grant

How to build a personal website with cool crypto features

How to do FedNow/Dropp micropayments

“In the long run we are all dead,” and other bad reasons for monetary reform.

Source Coindesk